idk if you say possesive things like “you’re mine” i get all melty and weird and will probably fall in love with you
(Source: plantkitten, via fuck-your-happiness)
fun prank: take your friend’s iPhone and move an app or two. do this once a day until they have a mental breakdown
(via fake-mermaid)
it’d be cool to speak like 20 different languages & keep it a secret from everyone & then during a time of crisis, u could speak some fluent russian to some russian guy holding a gun to your head & all your friends will be like daaamn
(via worthless--and--broken)
99% sure my neighbors have seen me naked through my window at least 20 times
(Source: snorlaxatives, via daisy-chains-and-silly-games)
